Iraqi people, for example:

1. Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq

Iraqi food:

2. Uday Burger (sort of a cross between Big Boy and McDonald’s).

Stuff, like:

3. Noah’s Ark

4. The Ark Of The Covenant

5. Keys, mitts, sunglasses, and scarves left behind by former UN inspectors

6. Enough missing left socks to clog two thousand centrifuges

7. Unreleased Beatles material, (that’s really good this time, really!).

8. True love with someone who finally “gets” what they’re talking about when they talk about “plausible deniability,” and “compartmentalization”.

Exotic animals, like:

9. The Loch Ness Monster

10. Big Foot

11. The Yeti

12. Giant flesh-eating cockroaches

Reams of juicy documents, written on non-recyclable paper in invisible ink,including:

13. A plot to destroy America using bee pollen to breed flesh-eating dinosaurs

14. A plot to destroy America by releasing a giant sex-starved ape onto New York city streets.

15. A plot to destroy America by flooding it with red hot magma by detonating a nuclear warhead at the Earth’s core.

16. A plot to destroy America using a tractor beam to ensnare the solid gold comet Midas 22 and collide it with the Earth.

17. A plot to destroy America by releasing megatons of toxic chemicals into the atmosphere in order to blast holes in the ozone layer, and melt the polar ice caps.

18. A plot to destroy America by releasing a giant sex-starved ape onto its streets.

19. A plot to destroy America by slowly accustoming its naïve citizens to accept vacuous tv shows like “American Idol” and “The View” as being worthy of intellectual discussion

20. A plot to destroy America by ignoring it, (known by cell members as the “Silent Treatment Plan”)

21. A plot to destroy America by taking it out to dinner, buying it a few drinks, making whoopi with it, and not calling it the next day.

22. A plot to destroy America by repeating everything it says after it says it, until America loses its marbles, or exercises its First Strike Option under the Bush Doctrine, pissing off the UN.

23. A plot to tell Canada, Great Britain, and Australia that America is cheating on them with France.

24. The Da Vinci Code answer sheet

Booty, like:

25. The Ring

26. Excalibur

27. The Holy Grail

28. Lucky Charms

29. The Golden Fleece

30. Nazi gold

31. Nazi copper

32. Nazi rayon

33. Nazi lettuce
Foreign people, including:

34. Adolf Hitler

35. Laura Palmer

36. Oliver Stone

37. Hans Blix’s love child Rick Blix

38. & 39. Tupac & Biggie, just kicking it.

40. Amelia Earhart

41. Elvis Presley

42. Jim Morrison

43. Walt Disney

44. Rod Serling

45. A crash-landed spaceship with 4 aliens inside it, 1 still alive!!!

46. Ratko Mladic

47. Missing JFK conspiracy theorist Hale Boggs

48. American bank robber D.B. Cooper

49. Howard Hughes

50. Osama Bin Laden (just kidding!)