21. You like the same kind of music.
20. Just watching her on dvd all the time feels cold.
19. You really like her work and want to hear what she has to say about it, in bed.
18. You’re a Greek shipping magnate.
17. In order to save her reputation.
16. You get to see what herpes looks like.
60. They’re condescending when they talk to you.
59. They keep sighing deeply when they talk to you, as if they are bored.
58. They refuse to give you their phone number when you ask for it.
57. They refuse to give you their email when you ask for it.
56. They refuse to give you their name when you ask for it.
55. They don’t look at you.
54. They don’t talk to you.
53. They don’t look at you when they’re talking to you.
52. They look through you while they’re talking to someone else.
51. They borrow your newspaper and give it to someone else.
50. They don’t return your calls, faxes, e-mails, postcards, telegrams.
21. Women from where you’re from are stuck up.
20. There are no women where you’re from.
19. You want to bone up on your geography skills.
If you’re looking for a safe place for your vacation, look no more. Worried about losing a limb; falling down a flight of stairs; choking on some spicy food? Concerned about jack-knife-toting street urchins; buying low quality weed; mistaken identity?
Who wouldn’t be!
If you’ve seen the highly-acclaimed 2006 film “Babel,†then you’ve had the pleasure of having your eyeballs generously filled and melted by sweet something Rinko Kikuchi. If you haven’t seen it, do so tout suite. That’s an order, soldier!
You’ve just had the most romantic dinner. You’ve connected on more levels than either of you expected. Without any discussion somehow the two of you silently agree to go back to your apartment. You put on a CD and it turns out it’s by her all-time favorite artist. What a perfect night.
Don’t believe what anyone says: Fortune-telling is big news in Japan. Although Japanese people are liable to deny it, a lot of people (No, I haven’t actually counted how many, but for the sake of this article, let’s say all of them, except those living in the corners), living on the islands of Japan, are superstitious. Deeply. Irrevocably. Profoundly. They’re superstitious.
